Urban Democrat’s Dilemma


Under the banner of shock therapy,  it’s time for the Democrats to think about how they managed to go from holding the celebrated high ground for the last two election cycles to becoming so politically despised that they decidedly lost the election to a … (your choice)… without anyone realizing in advance.  All this Post-election yelling and chasing a straw Placebo is a badly misguided and misdirected use of scarce resources as time ticks relentlessly on toward the next run in.

Remaining adrift in a sea of emotional confusion after the fact, the Dem’s are reduced to being superficially represented by the likes of pretend Hollywood, SNL and Stephen (nice suit) Colbert; – All cheerleading the stalwart frightened, apparently angry-and-not-taking –it-anymore  blue Urbanite followers from their strongholds on both coasts.

You may recall “Slick” Colbert’s now infamous night of the election broadcast. He came on set with the assured confidence of a trial lawyer, “knowing” for sure who would win. His production team even had him go live as the results rolled in!!! (Gutsy move, born of assured confidence, no doubt). It was fun to watch him go from ‘Suave Assured’ in his $8,000 suit and soles to morph into a dry mouth muffin mumbling cotton ball before our very eyes on that live stage of spinning disorientation as the numbers actually unfolded. (Like exposure to Chinese Water Torture or waterboarding, he has probably learned that lesson, tho).  Enough. Let’s move on.

What the Post-Election “I’ve seen the light” Colbert might tell you after the fact (if he bothered to read these trivial threads) could be this:

You may think that what matters is that we still have a core of media savvy followers of the already brilliant to assure and comfort. But what ‘really’ matters to you and your kids’ lives for the future  is that the physical food, water, energy, rail and transportation systems keep on getting delivered to our cities efficiently, economically and affordable for all.   (nawwww.. he wouldn’t say that at all… I’m just yanking your chain… he’s a professional jokester, for heaven’s sake!)

The USA problem is, of course, that many self-absorbed Urbanites (derived from 80% of the US population) occupy only 3% of the total geographical footprint, yet count upon, and are totally dependent on the 97% land/resource rural goodwill to maintain the vital connections to their various massive resource and supply lines in order to keep the Urbanite twitter feeds alive on their tiny pinpoint three percent of the USA land mass. Fortunately, the Electoral College has long understood, accounted for and balanced that weighted average long ago.

To put it in physical perspective for those who remain self-absorbed and angry, the popular vote mantra of “what’s fair” won’t feed your family or keep you warm, even in the Big Apple. Some justifiable humility and humble (apple?) pie towards the greater stewards of the major land mass might.

In blunt summary, the Rurals are still the primary vital suppliers for the very existence of the cozy, convenient urban lifestyle. Suck it up.  After all, possession is nine-tenths of the law, and the Rurals occupy 97% of that precious geography even though they are a distributed 20% of the electorate. Push those so called “Deplorables” aside as collateral damage in the political process, and you already begin to see what happens. It’s not lost on them that the protest marches are primarily organized on multilane paved asphalt in the city streets and not on the other 97% of America’s land mass.

Know that the Donald Proxy is just a temporary populist placeholder to feel out the opening practice round. Next time it could very well be the real thing, not an expendable placebo. Based on the apparent bitterness of the liberal social backlash, the Dem’s could be setting themselves up lose the next shuffle also.  Smart pragmatic political folks on the sidelines have already incorporated the Cole’s Notes success story just invented by the proxy/placebo’s very successful dry run.

There is no point going back to the six o’clock news and the paid talking head pundits about the next big ‘oh my god’ with hair on fire topic of the day.  The reality of the shift is physically distributed out on the land, diffused,  happening now, in real time.  The news crowd still thinks it’s about legalese parsing sentences and ideas, nouns and verbs and are somewhat confused by the real math and physics of the new underlying show.  Apparently they don’t care much about the tangible stuff like gravity and falling unless it can be legislated.

The folks who voted this time somehow coalesced and agreed democratically on what really needs to happen to shake things up in the “who’s been zooming who”  Political Bull baffles Brains bubble. They have decided to diverge and play a longer game with a different stick, something the short term old school newly confused Washington  politicians both left and right haven’t yet twigged on.

-the old man

the American Dream